Thursday, November 12, 2015


Ed GarcĂ­a Conde apparently has political ambitions. He recently took to Facebook to publicly announce that he is "considering" a run for Bronx Borough President in 2017. 

Conde kicks off his quixotic quasi-campaign in six sentences (the majority of which are run-ons) and 177-words (73 percent of which are monosyllabic):
I never consider running for office ever. I mean it has crossed my mind but never seriously but the crap that's going on in our borough right now makes me seriously considering running for borough president just because The Bronx deserves and demands better and although I may not be better I do know I won't ever sell my borough to the highest bidder and I'd make sure no one was left out from the table.

No closed door meetings and dealings, full transparency as well as demanding investigations into our crooked political system and organizations that take tax payers dollars and abuse them.
I won't promise to fix everything since that's not realistic but I'll make sure the best minds of our borough and everyone from all walks of life and socioeconomic levels are there by my side to guide me to do the right things that the community needs.

Never thought I'd say such things and feel them deep in my heart and soul but it feels right.

Our interests aren't being met or considered.

It's a fair bet that Conde's promise to "make sure no one was left out from the table" doesn't include anyone who thinks Bronx residents will benefit from Fresh Direct building a distribution center in an area of the South Bronx zoned for industrial use.

Nonetheless, may I suggest that to "make sure the best minds of our borough...are there by my side to guide me to do the right things" one of those geniuses knows how to write and edit grammatically proper prose.

Here is a lightly copy-edited version of Conde's announcement, with corrected grammar, punctuation and verb tense inconsistency (for the most part, I left the run-on sentences alone, because I didn't want to spend more than a minute or two editing his unnecessarily wordy verbiage):

I never considered running for office, ever. I mean, it has crossed my mind, but never seriously. But the crap that's going on in our borough right now makes me seriously considering running for borough president. just because The Bronx deserves and demands better, and although I may not be better, I do know I won't ever sell my borough to the highest bidder and I'd make sure no one was left out from the table.

No closed door meetings and dealings, full transparency, as well as demanding investigations into our crooked political system and organizations that take taxpayer’s dollars and abuse them.
I won't promise to fix everything, since that's not realistic, but I'll make sure the best minds of our borough and everyone from all walks of life and socioeconomic levels are there by my side to guide me to do the right things that the community needs.

Never thought I'd say such things, and feel them deep in my heart and soul, but it feels right.
Our interests aren't being met or considered.
This is a freebie, Conde. You're welcome.

Given my past dealings with him, I know that Conde will "ask kindly" for your vote, but is prepared to use "other means" to extort, um, exhort you to pull the lever for him on Election Day.

Saturday, September 19, 2015


This logo for Bronx BBQ Pit Gastropub not only includes concentric circles, but also the word "Bronx" -- the bogus basis on which Ed Garcia Conde demanded that I cease and desist using my parody of hipster logos on my Tumblr blog and social media pages.

I wonder if he will contact the owners of this new gastropub on Twitter to "ask kindly" that they change their logo, and will then threaten to sic his "attorneys" on them when they refuse.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015


While researching something on Google, I came across a rewrite of the Daily News article in which Ed Garcia Conde made defamatory comments about me on, a Florida-based industry news site that publishes "content created by domain name experts."

One commenter nicely sums up Conde's irrational over-reaction to my legal purchase of the two .nyc domain names he coveted:
“[T]his is the ultimate act of aggression?” I can think of a few acts more ultimate than registering a domain.
Conde is as utterly un-self-aware as a person can be, and seems unable to gauge how his words and actions will be judged by rational people. Those who adjudicate domain name disputes via the ICANN arbitration process, for instance.  

Or a judge and jury considering the merits of a defamation suit. 

Or people who take issue with online harassment, bullying and threats of violence. 

An op-ed in today's New York Times likens online thuggishness to the "Broken Windows" theory of policing:
"Introduced by the social scientists James Q. Wilson and George L. Kelling, Broken Windows posits that, once a building has a broken window, the entire neighborhood is prone to vandalism and crime. Why? Because a broken window is more than shattered glass: It is a symbol of indifference toward other people’s property and of lack of care and control. The signal the broken window sends is: You can do damage without being held responsible.
"A generation later, there’s some evidence online that Broken Windows applies to people, too. What starts with one mean tweet or Facebook post can quickly turn into a bullying campaign, and even go offline.  ... The consequences are just as dangerous for civil society, political culture and the credibility of the media as the broken windows were in Professors Wilson and Kelling’s theory of city infrastructure."
Twitter, Facebook and other social media sites have shirked their responsibility to create anti-abuse algorithms that can identify users who bully, harass or threaten others and to establish effective policies to ban them. For this reason, author Jochen Bittner, a political editor for the weekly newspaper Die Zeit, proposes that lawmakers must consider "a zero-tolerance strategy, of the sort Mr. Giuliani pursued in New York" and pass laws that "require social-media companies to crack down on abusive behavior, or face penalties."

Tuesday, March 10, 2015


Bronx Ambassador Baron Ambrosiawho took Anthony Bourdain on a culinary tour of our borough for his CNN show "Parts Unknown" last Octoberposted an interesting image to his Facebook timeline today: The Official Bronx Pipe Smoking Society logo, designed by Jason Engdahl:

And just a few hours later, this sponsored ad from Fiverran electronic marketplace for freelancers, such as graphic artists who design logos, and people who need the services they providepopped up in my Facebook newsfeed:

Both X-logos are much more similar to Ed Conde Garcia's logo than my parody of X-logosand Engdahl's logo even references "The Bronx," which Garcia had a particular objection to in my parody design. As the self-anointed "Google of The Bronx," Garcia appears to believe that he owns the word "Bronx."

Although an intellectual property attorney advised Garcia that my parody was not "substantially similar" to his "Welcome 2 The Bronx" logo, he threatened me with legal action, made defamatory accusations against me on Facebook and in the New York Daily News and promised to settle the matter "by other means"by which he meant inciting his friends and followers to make similar accusations and to threaten me with bodily harm.

Garcia's (imaginary) team of lawyers are going to be very busy sending Engdahl and graphic artists on Fiverr who design X-logos (imaginary) C&D letters. You've really stepped in it now, guys! 

PS: Being a mischievous sort, I "Liked" both Baron Ambrosia's post and Fiverr's page on Facebook.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014


Apparently, all of Ed Garcia Conde's friends are moonlighting as jailhouse lawyers -- including John Doyle, formerly an aide to State Senator Jeff Klein, and NYC social studies teacher Stephen Swieciki. 

Falsely accusing someone of fraud, impersonation and stealing intellectual property in a public forum is defamatory. Someone must have clued Swieciki in, because he edited his comment to add the word "allegedly" after a couple of hours. But the original version remains on Facebook's servers, and the company will know how many people saw the defamatory comment. And John Doyle's, too. Even if they are subsequently deleted.

Thursday, November 6, 2014


So I get this PM from one Alex Brown, who apparently objects to screenshots of comments he made on a public Facebook page being posted here. He considers it a "deformation of character." I'd say that anyone who gleefully participates in a comment thread where threats are being made against someone has demonstrated a deformed character.

When I posted the details of my travails with Ed Garcia Conde and his associates at South Bronx Unite Against Fresh Direct on Facebook, not one person who offered encouragement and sympathy cursed Conde out, made defamatory comments about him or threatened him with violence. 

Brown is welcome to take screenshots of the posts and comments on my wall or my page, "Williamsbridge: The Undiscovered Williamsburg," or my group, "100% Pure Bronx." He won't find any of the ugly behavior exhibited by Conde's friends and followers. 

Oh well, I guess I should be grateful that Brown doesn't consider this a "satanic" blog.

Monday, October 27, 2014


 am an award-winning health and medical writer who has lived in the Morris Park section of the East Bronx practically my whole life, except for a brief stint in Arizona to help care for my late father who had suffered a serious medical issue while visiting family. A few months ago, I made the mistake of exercising my First Amendment rights on Facebook by disagreeing with members of South Bronx Unite Against Fresh Direct about the health-related consequences of Fresh Direct building a distribution center on a parcel of land in the South Bronx that is zoned for industrial use 

Members of South Bronx Unite targeted me for destruction, and began a relentless, months-long defamation campaign via social media to discredit and marginalize me.

I was also subject to other forms of online harassment. On Twitter Ed Garcia Conde, who publishes a self-aggrandizing blog called “Welcome2TheBronx,” accused me of creating an image that mimicked his logo, and claimed to have a Cease & Desist letter at the ready.

The links I provided showed the templates and tools I used to create the image I made for a post on my Bronx Hipster blog, as well as the dozens and dozens of “Hipster X” logos that superficially resembled his logo and my parody of hipster logos

Although Conde lacks the wit for parody, he is blessed with a jailhouse lawyer’s understanding of copyright law.

Conde claimed to have attorneys—note the plural—who had prepared a Cease & Desist letter, along with documentation that he had registered the “Welcome 2 The Bronx” logo.

All of Conde’s assertions in the Twitter exchange were falsehoods. 

How many of Conde's attorneys does it take to write a C&D letter? We'll never know, because he didn’t have an attorney—much less an entire team of legal eagles—and didn’t have a C&D letter, either.

An intellectual property attorney advised Conde that he did not believe my Hipster X logo parody violated his intellectual property rights.

More important, Conde never registered a logo or any variations of it consisting of concentric circles that share a common center and include words, numbers and punctuation.

None of these inconvenient truths stopped Conde from continuing to dishonestly assert to anyone who would listen that I “stole” his intellectual property—another defamation, given what I do for a living.

While dealing with his fabricated intellectual property rights claims on Twitter, I also learned that Conde hadn’t registered “Welcome 2 The Bronx” or “Welcome To The Bronx,” either.

In other words …

With my professional reputation under constant assault, I purchased the domains and—lawfully and legally—so I would have something Conde values to trade him for something I value—an end to his and South Bronx Unite’s ongoing defamation and harassment.

Unfortunately, the harassment and defamation intensified when Conde published my contact information from the URL registry on Facebook, and started rabble-rousing with a vengeance. 

Note that several weeks after being informed that he had no copyright or intellectual property rights complaint against me. Conde again falsely asserts that I copied his logo design and that he had “attorneys” get involved. He also creates the defamatory impression I received a Cease & Desist letter that I am ignoring willfully, and goes on to assert that I “stole” the domains and “took” his brand—a defamation that one of his followers repeats by using the synonymous slang word weez.”

One of Conde’s followers also mentions the word “extortion”—when used as a literary device in fiction, this is known as “foreshadowing.” Keep that word in the back of your mind as you read on.

Over the course of a couple of days, Conde kept egging his followers to defame me—and worse—with “Likes” and encouraged the harassment campaign to open a new front on Twitter.

Conde also urged people to leave my Facebook group, 100% PureBronx, to “unlike” my Facebook page, "Williamsbridge: The Undiscovered Williamsburg," and to “unfriend me”—all of which undermined an ongoing Facebook marketing campaign. I was also kicked out of a Facebook group for bloggers based in the borough.

The comments in this portion of Conde’s thread clearly indicate that he and his associates were part of a coordinated effort to disparage me and ruin my reputation in the community.

While all this is playing out on Facebook and Twitter, several people privately asked me why I wasn’t defending myself or refuting Conde’s accusations. I was warned that people in my community were equating my silence with guilt. Anyone who knows me and knows how feisty I am can appreciate the supreme force of will it took, but I was honor-bound to remain silent. Sal Conforto, the publisher of The Bronx Chronicle, had offered to mediate the dispute between Conde and me, and I wanted to show my good faith commitment to his efforts by not undermining them in any way.

The deal that Conforto was trying to persuade Conde to agree to was this: Ownership of the two domain names would be transferred to Conde after he reimbursed me for the costs associated with acquiring them during the premium registration period from October 3-October 5, and published the following statement on his Facebook pages to put an end to the months-long campaign of intimidation and defamation to which he and South Bronx Unite had subjected me:

"I am pleased to announce that I have reached a global settlement of all of my outstanding disputes with Ruth Papazian (a/k/a Bronx Hipster). I have withdrawn my objections to her logo design, and she has agreed to transfer certain domain names to me. I retract any prior statements that may have implied she has behaved unethically, either professionally or personally. I ask that all of you delete any prior personal attacks and refrain from future attacks on Ruth. I would like to thank Sal Conforto of The Bronx Chronicle for his gracious and invaluable assistance in helping Ruth and I resolve our differences. I hope that we can all maintain mutual respect as we work towards our common goal of making The Bronx better."

Conde rejected the deal, ostensibly because he wanted to continue to harass and defame me more than he wanted the two .nyc domain names. In any case, he opted to escalate his harassment by taking his baseless accusations to the media. When I was contacted by Denis Slattery, the Bronx Bureau Chief for New York Daily News, I provided a statement via email that, for the first time, gave my side of the story.

When the article was published, not all of the information I had provided had been included, so I posted the email to Slattery on Facebook, along with an explanation of my silence, which no longer served any purpose.

It goes without saying, that Conde excerpted only those portions of the article giving his side of the story on Facebook. No matter, because he proved my case that I was being defamed by him—by defaming me in a newspaper with the seventh largest print and digital circulation in the United States: “Bronx blogger Ed Garcia Conde believes he's being extorted by fellow borough blogger Ruth Papazian who purchased two web domains similar to Conde's” and “Garcia Conde calls the demands an attempt at extortion over his own intellectual property.”

Extortion” is a criminal offense in which “one person forces another person to do something against his will, generally to give up money or other property, by threat of violence, property damage, damage to the person’s reputation, or extreme financial hardship.“ You know, like posting someone’s address and contact information online and inciting threats of violence against that person.

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) has an arbitration process to settle disputes over domain names. Dozens of corporations and people use the arbitration process to file and resolve complaints of abusive registrations of domain names, such as cybersquatting:

“To invoke the policy, a trademark owner should either (a) file a complaint in a court of proper jurisdiction against the domain-name holder (or where appropriate an in-rem action concerning the domain name) or (b) in cases of abusive registration submit a complaint to an approved dispute-resolution service provider.”

Conde doesn’t hold any trademarks or copyrights relating to the two domains he claims I “took” from him that he wants “back” and that’s going to be a problem for him. However, Conde had already warned me that he likes to settle disputes “by other means,” so I shouldn’t have been surprised that he instead opted to intensify his harassment.

I notified my domain registrar, who is lobbying for proxy registration of .nyc domain names so that others do not become victims of aggravated harassment and cyberstalking.

According to the findings of Pew Research Center’s first-ever survey about online harassment, 40 percent of the 2,849 internet users who took part reported having been victims. Of these, 22 percent have had someone try to purposefully embarrass them; 8 percent have been physically threatened; and 7 percent have been harassed for a sustained period.

Damage to one’s reputation is among the long-term effects of online harassment, per Pew Research Center:

“In a time when everyone from future employers to future romantic partners can potentially find personal information on others with a simple Google search, online harassment can cast a long shadow.

“The majority, 85%, of internet users who have been the target of online harassment have not had an experience that hurt their reputation. Another 15%, however, do feel that their reputation was damaged by their experience with online harassment.

“Again, there were differences based on the severity of online harassment that occurred. Those who experienced certain types of severe harassment—namely, physical threats and sustained harassment – were more likely to feel their reputation had been hurt. Some 34% of those who have experienced sustained harassment and 31% of those who have been physically threatened said their reputation had been hurt.”

In other words:

But that’s not going to happen, if I can help it. The Pew survey details steps people took to fight online harassment. These include: “reporting the person responsible to the website or online service; discussing the problem online to draw support for themselves; and reporting the problem to law enforcement.” I plan to use all these strategies, and will also pursue all appropriate legal options to deal with the defamation.

However, if something untoward does happen to me, the snippets of Facebook and Twitter posts and comments I include here will give the police plenty of leads.


Let’s leave aside the fact that The Lanham Act deals with trademarks and has nothing whatsoever to do with domain names. Based on this comment about the article on the Daily News website, I wanted to discourage other people from practicing law without a license by ensuring that nobody could misconstrue my not using the two .nyc URLs as “cybersquatting.” Therefore, on the advice of an intellectual property attorney, I am now using them both.

Oh, and a note to Scott Neuman: I asked only for the costs associated with acquiring the URLs, and have the receipts to prove it.